What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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a man is running away

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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