"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

BIG PENIS

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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