Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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A man... walks.

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Bob dole

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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out of your comfort zone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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