Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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