Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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