You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

This joke is funny

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Jake. Walsh.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

hot diggity dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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