- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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