- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

I told you it would happen

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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