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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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