What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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A man... walks.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Bob dole

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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