What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Hahaha

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Are you a tree

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Adele walks into the stables

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