What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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