- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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