Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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bacon

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brandon ya twwat

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knock knock get lost!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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the WNBA

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You just read this ..

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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