- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Are you a tree

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Adele walks into the stables

42

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

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