- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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