- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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