why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

out of your comfort zone

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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