An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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A man... walks.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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I told you it would happen

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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