- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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