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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Get off my porch.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

what do u call a apple a apple

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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