- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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