- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Breast cancer.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

dick dick dick... frogs

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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