So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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sharks

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YES! EXACTLY!

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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