Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Penis

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

why was the boy sad? because.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Ken wins!

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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