- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

I can count to potato.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now