why was the boy sad? because.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Ken wins!

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Hahaha

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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