- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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