What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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CRY

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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PENIS

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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