Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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