What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Reminds me of when I was a teen, I was working at an elderly home, and there was this really really old woman, and she was leaning forward towards me on her wheelchair, one of her hands accidentally near my crotch, I mean this granny was really senile and shit. Then she went all like, you really like it when I touch you there don't you? I mean it was not the best nor the fastest one, but all that excitement "OMG WHAT IF I GET CAUGHT BY A COLLEAGUE WHILE A 89 YEAR OLD WAS JACKING ME OFF!" Really made it all special folks... Especially when I got caught, it was like OMG STRESS ORGASM HOLY DONT CUM NOOOAAAARGHHHH!!!!!! WOHOOOOOO! I walked outta there like a champ, I was like 18 and my girlfriend/colleague which caught me was like, 27, and the next week she was 32, and before you know it, she was 46 on facebook... Thats like you know... Too old or something...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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sharks

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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tee hee

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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