Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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