Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Justin Bieber

How long is a china man?

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

#Hanging Degus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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