- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

Knock knock ... No ones home

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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