- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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