Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

FIONN'S LIFE

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Wait what? I did not type that!

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

dick dick dick... frogs

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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