- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

Knock knock ... No ones home

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Penis

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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