What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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whats 2+2? math.

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