What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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