Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

im @ work, LOL.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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