Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Oh...okay, good.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

U mad?

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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