Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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its all aodhan

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Help I'm being raped!

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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