- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Knock Knock. Go Away!

a man is running away

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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