What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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