man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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He walked in a bar

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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