- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

knock knock get lost!

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

im gey

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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