Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Christianity

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

He walked in a bar

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

So, same time tomorrow then?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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