Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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