- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

roses are red, violets are blue.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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