Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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FUCK THE JEWS

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Womens' sports

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Do u take sugar?

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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