what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Ken wins!

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Robin, get in the car!

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Adele walks into the stables

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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