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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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