What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

There's a god, just kidding.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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