If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

book 'em danno

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

a blond girl walks into a bar

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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