What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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You're*

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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honest politician

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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