I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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