Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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._____________________. Whale!

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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A seal walks into a club.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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