Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Im black

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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