- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

a man is running away

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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