Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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