- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

This is not a joke or is it

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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