- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

This is not a joke or is it

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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