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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Your grandma's cookies.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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