There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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xavier stop

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Get on your knees Ho

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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