A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Yes.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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