A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

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