Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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sexual intercourse.

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You

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Are you a tree? No.

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I'm hungry.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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