Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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call of duty world at war

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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