The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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what sucks? things that suck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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