Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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i like cats

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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