Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

A homeless man comes home from work.

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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