Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

i like cats

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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