9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Har har hey

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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